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| The auction was due to end at 7.30am, so an early night was required, |
| But I just lay there, in me bed, unable to sleep |
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| Watching a | toaster on | eBay, | knowing that | we may, | soon be the | owners | |
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| The ex | perience is so | wearing, | tempers are | flaring, | the ordeal has | thrown us |
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| But | don't you | worry | Mary, I | know the | waiting's | scarey, But | keep your | nerve and in | no time |
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| That | toaster will be | yours and mine, | ... | ... Oh oh | o |
| Break (with words below spoken): | D | A | D | A |
| Hopefully, though part of me wishes we'd never seen, the toaster, it's made life quite stressful |
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| Should Mary in | crease her bid like I | told her? | (Well), circumstances may | force her, | if she is out | bid | |
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| I'll be so | glad when this auction is | over, | and we have a new | toaster, | for less than a | quid (fingers crossed) |
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| But | don't you | worry | Mary, I | know the | waiting's | scarey, I | know that | you are | itching |
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| To | see that toaster | in our kitchen | ... | |
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| I can | see us now in our | dressing gowns, | early on a | Sunday, |
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| You at the table, | munching toast, | me emptying the | crumb try, woah-oo-o |
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| But | don't you | worry | Mary, I | know the | waiting's | scarey, With a | little | luck come | Monday |
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| We'll be filling | up that crumb tray | ... | |
| Break (with words below spoken): | D | A | D | A | D | A | D |
| And I do maintain, that the crumb tray is an add on, I don't think it's on all models, must try and get some sleep |
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