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| D | Bm | |
| You're like a halo, you go above some people's | heads | |
| Em | A | D |
| You're like a biro, | sometimes you're blue and sometimes | red |
| D | Bm | |
| You're like a Volvo, you keep your lights on in the | day (no I don't) | |
| Em | A | D | |
| Like a last Rolo, | you rarely give yourself a | way (Mmm, I know) | |
| D | Em |
| Can you | ken Ken? Can you | ken Ken? |
| D | Em |
| You may be able to | cancan, but can you | ken Ken? Ken |
| D | Em |
| Can you | ken Ken? Can you | ken Ken? |
| D | Em | |
| You may be able to | cancan, but can you | ken Ken? | |
| D | Bm |
| Oh | you’re like a Polo, you're whole is greater than your | parts (Oh, clever) |
| Em | A | D | |
| But you're | not like Eric Bristow, | i.e. you’re terrible at | darts (Yes, I am, actually) | |
| E | F#m |
| Can you | ken Ken? Can you | ken Ken? |
| E | F#m |
| You may be able to | cancan, but can you | ken Ken? Ken |
| E | F#m |
| Can you | ken Ken? Can you | ken Ken? |
| E | F#m | E |
| You may be able to | cancan, but can you | ken Ken? | |
| Ending: | E | F#m | E | F#m |
(To fade) |
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